If you chose to live in this country, you live by its rules. There is no such thing as a la carte citizenship and, in your case, there is no such thing as a la carte obedience to the law.

Mrs Justice Rafferty, London Royal Court of Justice
(via guardian.co.uk)

The Ten Commandments should be rewritten to help both newly arriving immigrants and schoolchildren. The most important being: thou shalt honour thy mother and thy father and thy home secretary. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, unless the is an MP. Thou shalt not steal, unless thou has a parliamentary expense account. And thou [...]

OK, here we go – that ought to be something new, as exclusively email-to-blog solutions isn’t something I’ve ever seen.

 R.